...Would Turn off My Phone...

Most men who are excessively spoiled by extra female attention often express slightly couldn't-care-lessish attitude towards their girlfriends. Their girlfriends are classy women with style and pride, they are running out of patience but they just love their selfish boyfriends to break up with them instead of desperately trying to save the situation.

These types of men occasionally don't realize that their attitude towards their women is so offensive – mostly because their mind is busy-busy with other important information and their ladies are just so kind and gentle that they will understand everything and even bad treatment.

However, ladies' patience isn't endless and when they are not treated right, they start doing something about it: at first their actions are based on emotions and go in the constructive direction, then – if constructive attempts don't work wonders with their men's behaviour, they automatically switch to destructiveness (read as: breakup!).

I'm not yet ready to go all destructive, that's why if I were a boy, I would turn off my phone, would tell my baby that it's broken at some special moments – just for her to think that I was sleeping alone. I'd practise similar tricks and pretend that I didn't even notice that my smart lady saw me and my tricks and lies through.

If I were a boy, I would definitely make my boyfriend feel the way his couldn't-care-lessness affects my psychological health non-stop.