...Never Tortured by Remorse...

Feeling remorse is typically not a man's cupatea. Representatives of highly spoiled, vain and irresponsible male species are just not characterized by this feature, simple as that. They prefer lifestyle without any freedom-restrictions and choose girlfriends just to have someone at home instead of a pet.

Because a pet instead of a girlfriend requires extra care and maybe even extra person to take care about it for the pet messes up in the house and eats too much. A girlfriend eats too, but unlike the completely useless pet, she also buys and cooks food and cleans the apartment instead of messing up there.

Moreover, girlfriend is a good source of love, gentleness and care. Parties, beer and friends are good, but sometimes even the most spoiled womanizers need simple things like kisses and cuddles, compliments from a person who's good with them and pieces of advice regarding business and spelling...

Let alone the fact that the status of a chap with a cool – not only beautiful, classy and charming but also clever, stylish and faithful woman by his side is always inspiring for he's a person highly respected by others.

I'd enjoy observing how you'd manage to live up to this image of a world-widely perfect woman like me if you were in my shoes. While you desperately tried to fulfill this uneasy task, I – enjoying living in your lovely body – would repeat your behaviour regarding me without overlooking a tiny detail.

I would get rid of my bad feelings in any possible situation connected with you – the ones I have when the dinner isn't ready in time or when I didn't have enough time to go to solarium for you because I was cooking your favourite dish for dinner... No remorse expressed regarding trifles or more global things, no remorse displayed at all. If I were a boy I would just be driven by my own selfish motives, no shadow of a doubt about it.