...I Would Understand U...??

Yah, men in general and especially men that are overtouched by female attention i.e. good looking ones (the issue of charm is often disputable) find difficulty to understand a woman, her mysterious essence, her unique mind, her ahem... perfect logic...

Okay, I'm not even asking you to understand all these things but why don't you even try to understand the trivial things? Like why I want you to spend time with me more often, why I want you to pay attention to me more instead of spending your time at work or with beer, male and female friends, football...

That's why if I were a boy, I would immediately become deaf to all your impulses and desires. I would never go for visiting my girl's mother just to please the two women with my presence – don't get it, why would I need wasting time on needless things.

If I were a boy and if you, my dear man, suddenly started wearing my body, I'd definitely forget even what the word 'compromise' meant not to mention the ability to practise its meaning from time to time instead of lighting up the fire of a fight.

I would motivate our relationship firmly relying on sexual basis, outside sexuality we would agree on absolutely nothing – I'd give you a juicy chance to feel how the whole thing is experienced at first hand. I'd spare you mutual understanding and watch your helplessness when trying to deal with the situation.