If I Were a Boy...
Welcome to our exquisitely female website! Certainly, it will be very interesting for men to browse through its articles too – for very useful educational purposes. With regard to femmes – dear ladies, we offer you a unique and splendid opportunity to turn into a boy just for a day – in the world of fantasy that is.
Why would you need this? – a question the answer to which is clearly understandable to (independent) women, and is obviously the result of a male's brainstorming reflections. Oh well, let us investigate the reasons why a girl would become a boy just for a day...
Every morning lady B (theory of confidentiality, ya know) observes one and the same moving picture – her selfish, lazy and totally insensitive boyfriend rolls outta bed all sulky (probably because he's not satisfied cos she hasn't waited for him to come back after midnight with an alarm clock next to her ear). He takes shower, puts on something randomly casual and leaves without even saying anything to lady B who is no longer even shocked with such outrageous behaviour – she shamefully depressively got used to it!
Lady B knows his boyfriend well enough to be well aware where he hangs out when he is late from work (oh them late night meetings!) – probably drinking beer with his 'homies' and then practising chasing down each and every skirt in the bar or club, he selfishly kicks it with who he wants sometimes even without getting confronted for it cos they stick up for him!
Certainly, Lady B's boy never feels tortured by remorse for his bad treatment regarding his girlfriend. On the contrary, he sincerely thinks that it's she who mistreats him in many ways – she doesn't cater to him enough when he's back after the 'late meeting', she shouts at him when he wants a little bit of gentleness from her (insatiable beautiful liar, eh!). Lady B even started talking about their possible break-up – what the heck? He's just so totally perfect in his own eyes!
In reality, her boyfriend's just quite the contrary in lady B's understanding. He doesn't understand her desire to be his one and only woman, to be listened to as well as heard, to be approached with gentleness and care and never to be taken for granted.
You've probably guessed that our lady B inspired the subject of the website. She is the image of a universally well-known lady who's no longer able to believe that her boyfriend is late from work because he has a meeting even if he hasn't lied this time. This lack of trust may work strange things with a woman. These things hardly ever suggest wonders or miracles but they invariably make a woman want to shift places with her boyfriend and prove him that if he is treated in the same way as he treats her, he will fly into rage and start a war against the whole world in the long run. And will finally realize that he was wrong!!
Since we aren't magicians enough yet to swiftly turn into our beloved unfaithful machos for some time and we are just not into changing sex for good, we will furtherly offer you an earthily constructive way out – attempts to change your boyfriend, to 'upbring' him and upgrade him. Certainly, this may work not as swiftly as you'd like, but if you are talented enough, you will get quality results and eventually enjoy making your newly upgraded human diamond shine.
But let's start from scratch and make one step at a time towards the ultimate goal of female justice! Follow all the steps of Lady B's transformation and find out her private thoughts on the issue: So, 'If I Were a Boy...
