...I'd Roll Outta Bed in the Mornin'...
...would toddle in the direction of shower wallowing in my own superintellectual reflections. Yes, these reflections are especially celestial after 'businessmeeting' the night away in the club with your homies.
I'd enjoy my usually selfish two hours in the shower – being vein for a worthy man is a must! Would think about a few stupid trifles for half an hour, then would forget about it due to irritating headache. Would get out of shower all steamy and still feeling hung-over without any particular desire to do anything. Ah! I wouldn't mind to make out – I'm always up for it!
Focusing at my woman – but my oh my she's lying in bed with a come-closer-and-I'll-kill-you face... I know what this face results in, that's why I better get lost before she starts nagging at me skillfully as ever. And I better not say a word when leaving cos my crazy lady will chase me down and may even hit me on the head – she's all fiery when I come home a little bit later than usual – just a little bit late for dinner, so what! Phew I'm out – freedom! Calling homies, a few words on business and then arranging tonight's party discussion. Yay!
Indeed, men's behaviour with their ladies is often too outrageous and absolutely unfair. They may not realize it or pretend that they do not realize it which is even worse, in any case the conclusion is just too obvious – something should be done about it! A good temporary educational body-swapping would be a perfect way out, don't you think dear ladies?!
