If I Were a Boy..

What would a girl do if she suddenly turned into a guy? Certainly, not because she desperately wanted to be a man, just on the spur of the magical moment. She would definitely be scared to death!

Vital correction now: what would a girl do if she suddenly turned into her guy i.e. swapped bodies with him? It would scare the hell out of her too no doubt, however, she would manage to pull herself together and make the most of the situation.

What would a girl do if she suddenly turned into a guy? Certainly, not because she desperately wanted to be a man, just on the spur of the magical moment. She would definitely be scared to death!

...Go without so Much as a Word...

If I were my boyfriend and he were me, I'd definitely leave without so much as a word when there are so many things left to be discussed and pointed out and shared between us – just the way he does in the morning after having spent the whole night out without me.

The art of leaving without having a constructive conversation with their partner is one of most men's harmful habits. They just hate all the drama and sorting out their relationship for it invariably ends with all the blame focusing on them and them being unable to justify their angelic 'innocence'.

That's why if I were a boy I would leave my boyfriend lying in bed in his deeply offended and hurt female body for him to finally be able to feel what I feel when he turns his back on me and leaves me without saying anything as if he's oh so afraid that I may chase him down and beat him up out of desperation!

And then, after coming back late at night (read as: early in the morning) I would remain same calm and silence – my best friends regarding making my girlfriend even more furious. And at the instant when she speaks to me when noticing me stepping over the threshold, I'll just say 'I'm a bit too tired after a hardworking evening babe, let's just sort things out tomorrow'.

Hardworking evening, yeah right, both words are filled with the truth indeedio. That's why if I were a boy I would replay the situation for my boyfriend who loves doing it for me over and over again without realizing that he's leading our relationship to the crashing moment and my-emancipation conclusions on my side.