...Drink Beer with the Guys...

Yes, if I were my boyfriend and if he were me, I would definitely show him how he offends me when he leaves me for many hours to go drink beer with his guys somewhere paying much more attention to this event than he ever pays to me!

Of course, drinking beer with friends in a bar is a sacred ritual for many guys, and if they are deprived of it, their psychological condition totally falls from grace and then flies into apathetic coma. That's why my female understanding self never tried to make such a fatally lethal mistake and prevented my boyfriend from going out with his homies for a couple of beers.

In any case, my understanding was never understood and appreciated. This conclusion manifests itself in my boyfriend's going too far and too often regarding his beer-with-the-guys sessions.

That's why if I were a boy (if I were him that is) I'd show my boyfriend how hurtful it feels when you are sitting at home all abandoned and literally easily exchanged for way too frequent beers.

I'd have so much beer that when I came back home from such a beery night out my boyfriend in female disguise would clearly understand all my feelings when he does the same without even making an occasional attempt to invite me to a fancy restaurant for romantic dinner. Is that too much to ask??

That's why if I were my boyfriend and if he were me, I'd spare my gal all the joys of taking her out dancing or eating or doing anything outside our lovely kitchen where she'd cook me my favourite dishes endlessly. She'd not only allow me to go out and drink beer anywhere and with whoever I want, she'd also buy me extra beer – just because I'm so goodie.

I think if I performed all these actions around the beer-drinking event being a man, I would make my living-in-female-body man understand that he treats me wrong in this very field too. As long as I don't become a beer-alcoholic – it's all good!